rules.
Important new emoticons (McSweeneys)
- BY MIRA PTACIN AND SETH FRIED
- - - - -
- +: ) Ash Wednesday
- +; ) Flirty Ash Wednesday
- : F Bored snake
- [>: ( Fire bad
- [I: I Ice neither good nor bad; me ambivalent
- ,: " I Attacked by cat
- : %I Lowering glasses to see if you’re serious
- ;%) Lowering glasses to see if you’re feeling what I’m feeling
- : >>q Accidentally spraying self in eye with mace
- O0o No one in my family has any response to what you just said
- <: # Hitler birthday party
- <;# Flirty Hitler birthday party
- X;<) Flirty triceratops
- X,<) Flirty triceratops cyclops
- P Soup ladle
- ;P Flirty soup ladle
- }: I Wolverine
- {: I Frida Kahlo
- @: I Combover
- : o) Bear missing ears
- : ^ u Abject horror
- ;^ u Flirty abject horror
- : i Cold sore
- ; i Flirty cold sore
- ent
- ,: " I Attacked by cat
- : %I Lowering glasses to see if you’re serious
- ;%) Lowering glasses to see if you’re feeling what I’m feeling
- : >>q Accidentally spraying self in eye with mace
- O0o No one in my family has any response to what you just said
- <: # Hitler birthday party
- <;# Flirty Hitler birthday party
- X;<) Flirty triceratops
- X,<) Flirty triceratops cyclops
- P Soup ladle
- ;P Flirty soup ladle
- }: I Wolverine
- {: I Frida Kahlo
- @: I Combover
- : o) Bear missing ears
- : ^ u Abject horror
- ;^ u Flirty abject horror
- : i Cold sore
- ; i Flirty cold sore
Source: mcsweeneys.net
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Paulo Coelho calls on readers to pirate books
Bestselling Brazilian novelist Paulo Coelho is joining in with a new promotion on the notorious file-sharing site the Pirate Bay, and calling on “pirates of the world” to “unite and pirate everything I’ve ever written”.
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